Wednesday, November 11, 2009

An Open Letter...

Hey, you!

Yes, I mean YOU. You girls who think it's perfectly acceptable to squat and hover over public toilets, leaving a fun little mess for the person behind you.

I realize this isn't exactly the kind of thing people like to talk about, but I've got a bone to pick with you.

I understand that public toilets aren't exactly sanitary, but if you are that bothered by sitting on them, use a toilet seat cover. And if you can't find one of those, put some toilet paper down.

But it is completely un-fun when I come into the stall after you, sit down to use the restroom (because I don't seem to have the issues that you have with public toilets), and realize that you've apparently squatted and missed the mark, and that you failed to clean up after yourself.


So to all you squatters out there, let's get this problem under control. Stat.

Hugs and Kisses.


Anonymous said...

You are so funny girl! Hey will you be in Dallas for Thanksgiving or Christmas? I'd love to meet up!

Amber Moorman :)

Ryan said...

Definitely! I'll be in for a bit during Christmas for sure. I would LOOOVE to see you! It has just been way too long! :)

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