... there was a mean, mean girl who told her sweet fiance that he couldn't put a Jack LaLanne Power Juicer on their wedding registry because paying $100 for a juicer is utterly ridiculous.
The fiance was sad, but he forgave the girl and married her anyway. (He's wonderful like that.)
One day, after many, many years had passed (two and a half, to be exact), a package arrived on their front porch. The fiance (now husband) opened the box and exclaimed in surprise at its contents!
Unbeknownst to the husband, the girl had ordered the Power Juicer on Amazon (with free two-day shipping!) because the guilt over her selfishness had finally gotten to her.
From that day forward, the husband enjoyed all the freshly-juiced fruits and vegetables his heart desired (at least until the overpriced plastic contraption decides to give out), and they lived happily ever after.
From that day forward, the husband enjoyed all the freshly-juiced fruits and vegetables his heart desired (at least until the overpriced plastic contraption decides to give out), and they lived happily ever after.
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